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2014

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21
2014

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Aug
21
2014

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(Source: edating)

Aug
21
2014

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

Aug
21
2014

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(Source: mrbenwyatt)

Aug
21
2014

Reblogged from aphfandoms :

theblackestwidow:

THIS MAN IS A GIFT

(Source: sandandglass)

Aug
21
2014

Reblogged from aphfandoms :

Aug
21
2014

Reblogged from aphfandoms :

  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  • Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  • Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  • Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  • Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  • Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  • Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

Aug
21
2014

Reblogged from aphfandoms :

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

Aug
21
2014

Reblogged from aphfandoms :

swingsetindecember:

tennants-hair:

asgard’s next top model

if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls

(Source: frekkenbok)

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